Mickey Mouse Implicated in Disappearance of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
ORLANDO, FLA.—Mickey J Mouse Sr, Co-Founder and former President of The Walt Disney Company, was questioned yesterday by local and…
NBA shaken as Sixers send Paul George to ‘farm upstate’
After his 2024-25 season struggles, many Sixers fans were unhappy with Paul George’s performance.
NCAA allows in-game transfers for March Madness as portal expands
On Thursday March 19, just hours before the opening round of March Madness began, the NCAA announced that it expanded…
Kyle Schwarber Home Run Lands in Residential Area in New Jersey
In what may be a first in Major League Baseball history, a Kyle Schwarber home run has left not just…
The Quak: Rammy’s Snow-White Cameo Opens Discourse on Campus
Over the past week, critics have universally scorned the new Disney live-action remake of “Snow White” (2025). Locally, the West…
The Quak: Taylor Swift and a Very Special Guest Go Interstellar for The Eras Tour
Ever since the first leg of The Eras Tour concluded in Vancouver, Canada on Dec. 8 of last year, lifelong…
The Quak: Bigfoot Spotted at West Chester Wawa
As many of you know, Bigfoot was spotted on April 1, 2025, lurking behind the Wawa on 2 E Rhodes…
Mr. Quacklight
Image: Via Isaiah Ireland I want to be a duck I would love to quack I think it is wack…
New Study Shows Soul Food is Prone to take People’s Soul
Whether it’s baked mac and cheese or candied yams, these soul food staples have been loved by many until the…
Rammy Unmasked as Famous Alumni Joey Graziadei
A shocking turn of events occurred during one of this week's inaugural celebrations. The Quad received an anonymous tip that…
The Quak: KGB Bug Discovered in Section of the Berlin Wall on WCU Campus
As readers of this publication might already know, WCU’s campus is home to a section of the Berlin Wall, also…
The Quak: Earthquake Spurs Much-Needed Addition to WCU Campus
Last Friday saw an unexpected and (quite literally) earth-rattling natural disaster of immense proportion. Fifty years from now, everyone in…
The Quak: This “Diamond’s Gotta Shine”: Rammy Discusses Long-Awaited Break Into Music Industry, Collaboration on New Taylor Swift Album
When you’ve seen Rammy around campus, you’ve probably never heard a squeak out of them (at least, hopefully not —…
The Quak: Warner Brothers Discover Productions to be Replaced by AI Generated Entertainment, Thousands of Employees Let Go
Warner Bros. Discovery announced this Wednesday that the company plans to shelve all of its existing entertainment productions and replace…
The Quak: President Biden Announces Fortnite Collaboration
In a press conference late Monday morning, President Joe Biden made a surprising announcement. Wearing an ill-fitting t-shirt which read,…
The Quak: IRS Arrests Sony Executives After Company Claimed “Madame Web” as a ‘Tax Write Off’
On Monday afternoon, at approximately 1:30 p.m. PST, officials from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), accompanied by a contingent of…
The Quak: Flyers Defeat Phils, 7-4
In a stunning upset, the Philadelphia Flyers defeated the Philadelphia Phillies by a score of 7-4 in Citizens Bank Park…
The Quak: NFL To Adjust Score of NFC Championship to Correct Missed Call
As most in the NFL fanbase know, officiating is a concern which has not shown much improvement in recent years.…
The Quak: Banana Building: Solving the Schmucker Dilemma
On March 26, 2023, The Quad published “Progress Being Made In Schmucker Science Center Renaming,” which can be found in…
The Quak: WCU Mascot Canonized by the Vatican
This past weekend, history was made when Pope Francis, sovereign pontiff of Rome, bestowed sainthood upon the first ever still-living…
The Quak: Elmo & Melvyn Einstein: The Untold Story
In 1995, the world gave birth to the Einstein Bros. Bagels franchise, a chain breakfast eatery that eventually grew up…
The Quak: Lawrence Dining Hall Added to Nation’s Top 50 Haunted Places List: What Really Goes on Behind Those Closed Doors?
This past academic year, WCU students were charmed by the long-awaited opening of the SECC dining hall. However, left disregarded…
The Quak: West Chester Hotels Padlock Yogurt After 8 A.M.
West Chester Hotels are now said to be padlocking yogurt after 8 A.M. Guests have complained that their favorite meal…
Quak: Horoscope
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 21): Should you desire to ruminate in the shadows today, the Gods would stand by your decision.…
Quak: College of the Arts sells parking garage as avant garde art piece
On March 33, 2019, the fine arts department sold the parking garage in M Lot for 1.3 million dollars. The…
Quak: Ugly hot: a reflection
Alright, look. I understand what everyone is saying about me. And it’s true. I, Eggs Benedict Cucumber, am ugly hot.…
Quak: Frats make “Ram’s Don’t Haze” tattoo mandatory part of the initiation process
In response to the growing “Ram’s Don’t Haze” movement, many frats have started to fully embrace the process through a…
Quak: WCU announces quarantine bubble on Academic Quad for students with mumps
Just a few days after Temple University’s Mumps outbreak reached over 100 cases, Dr. Davenport announced the newest plan to…
Quak: Top ten men traits
Photo courtesy of Evan Madden. I often hear men complain about the complexity of women. Their biggest complaint is, “We…
Quak: South campus secedes from university
Citing the overreach of the university government over individual building rights, South Campus has officially declared secession from the North…
Quak: The history of the onion
As Shrek once eloquently stated, “Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have…
Quak: West Chester borough sues Westchester, NY over rights to Xavier Institute for Higher Learning
Last week West Chester Mayor Diane Herrin announced a formal lawsuit in which the borough will attempt to claim the…
Quak: Rammy 2020: local mascot goes presidential
Rammy, West Chester University’s official mascot, will join sixteen other candidates vying for the democratic nomination. “Costumed mascots are a…
Quak: Aramark food services reminds West Chester students that their food is dolphin safe
Photo by Irina No via Shutterstock. In their yearly address to the student body, Ararmark Food Services reminded West Chester…
Quak: Best names for your new baby
Photo from Africa Studio via Shutterstock. Names are incredibly important. Not only are they good for differentiating individuals, but they…
Quak: To combat shortage, university adds single parking space in the academic quad
Photo courtesy of Google Earth. It’s no secret that the parking situation at West Chester is, to quote Donald Trump,…