10. I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video… may I suggest another?
9. You’re using MS Word 5.0 and that’s a weenie version so why don’t I upgrade you for free?
8. That General Protection Fault is not yours.
7. Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click.
6. Its not a virus…its a STD(System Transmitted Disease).
5. Don’t worry, I’ll clean up that beer stain.
4. “Normally, I would complain but I’ll let that rough disk insertion slide this time.”
3. The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed.
2. If you continue to type that way, you’ll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
1. That URL was not found because frankly, I didn’t try hard enough.