There’s always something happening in Hollywood. From Lindsay to Ashton, Demi to Tom Cruise, the news is all here. So step inside the world of Hollywood gossip, where it has nothing to do with us and everything to do with our favorite celebrities. Everyone’s favorite girl in Tinseltown, Lindsay Lohan is making headlines once again. At least, this time it is not because she has (gasp!) dyed her hair back to red. Good news for college males all over the country: she will bare all for the cover of Vanity Fair. So do not be perplexed when the boy sitting in front of you in class is sifting through the latest issue of Vanity Fair. He is just a Lindsay fan, especially when she is naked. It was Lohan’s idea to pose naked, reportedly being inspired by Paris Hilton’s recent Vanity Fair cover where she covers her breasts with her arms. This could be the first person to admit to be inspired by Paris Hilton’s work. The presses were in full swing when it was reported that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore married last Saturday. The news the tabloids had been waiting for finally broke. Then, there was a sudden halt. It is reported that Ashton is up to his old tricks and the wedding was an elaborate prank for his show “Punk’d.” An e-mail announcing the hoax was generated by a website that hacked into Kutcher’s cell phone voicemails. The alleged voicemails contained plans for the wedding prank. Neither Kutcher nor Moore’s PR spokespeople have confirmed a real or fake wedding. Kate Moss wishes this were all a “Punk’d” episode but unfortunately it is not. Her contracts with Burberry, H&M, Chanel and H Stern have been terminated following the UK tabloid Daily Mirror’s pictures of her cutting cocaine. It is reported (though not confirmed) that she has entered rehab in Arizona. UK channel Sky One will also broadcast footage of Moss snorting cocaine. With a lack of modeling jobs, she certainly has the vacation time for a stint in rehab. Jennifer Garner accidentally spilled the beans about her baby’s gender on “The Tonight Show.” After declining to tell Leno what she was having, she slipped while talking about her expanding belly: “You can just start to feel really pregnant…and then I just felt bigger and bigger like she was …”
After covering her mouth with her hand, the crowd erupted into cheers. At least they can start printing the “It’s a Girl!” banners. Less happy news for another celebrity couple: One Tree Hill costars Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush have separated after just five months of marriage. Both have confirmed the separation and have expressed their sadness. The thousands of young girls vying for Murray’s heart however may not mind his newly unattached status. In case you have missed Tom Cruise’s presence in the media, he is back again. Cruise is miffed at the internet reports that he is giving lectures at the Scientology Center in L.A. His lawyer plans to take whatever legal actions available and calls it “forgery and wire fraud.” Are the reports really all that offensive? One would think Tom would love to spread his Scientology beliefs some more. Thanks to reading celebrity news like this, I know more about Tom Cruise and his feelings about medicine than I would like to. Either way, it’s fun to speculate about the lives that we will never be involved in.