Fri. Jul 12th, 2024

10. You don’t know how to operate a fax machine.9. All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

8. You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

7. You actually ASK for your father’s advice.

6. You find yourself listening to talk radio.

5. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because
you have to work the next day.

4. When someone mentions SURFING you picture
waves and a surf board.

3. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

2. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

1. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

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